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Joke of the Day
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
Next Joke
"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
"I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out."
"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."
"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."
"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"
"What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!"
"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"