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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."
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"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"How do you get gum out of your hair? Q: How do you get gum out of your hair? A: Cancer."
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."
"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."
"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."
"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."