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Joke of the Day

"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you."

"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"The punchline was in the title Why did all the redditors downvote the joke?"

"How to insult a nerd ""Is rhat an Apple Watch?"""

"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"

"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."