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Joke of the Day

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"

"What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."