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Joke of the Day
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
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"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."
"What do you do with dead chemists? Barium"
"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"
"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"