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Joke of the Day

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"

"I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree."

"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""

"What's a Jewish pedophiles favorite pick up line? Hey kid, ya wanna buy some candy?"

"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."