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Joke of the Day

"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."

"Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)"

"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."

"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"

"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."

"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."

"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."

"Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad"

"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."

"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."