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Joke of the Day
"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"
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"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"
"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Now that I've got your attention, BOOBIES!"
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"
"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"