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Joke of the Day
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
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"History channel."
"My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now."
"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"
"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."
"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."
"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"
"ME: I've been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child's tuition because education is important"
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."