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Joke of the Day
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
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"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""