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Joke of the Day

"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."

"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "

"I learned from 'The Exorcist' That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law. Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker"

"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."

"After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together."

"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"