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Joke of the Day
"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."
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"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."
"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
"America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight."
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."