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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."
Next Joke
"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""
"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"
"Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s I bet it's going to be a big 6s."
"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."
"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."
"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"
"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"
"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"
"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."