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Joke of the Day
"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
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"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"
"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"
"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."
"I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian, I must admit, I'm not very good."
"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"
"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."
"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"
"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."