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Joke of the Day

"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."

"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"Yo' mama is so classless She could be a Marxist Utopia"

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."

"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode."

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"My pet rock likes to dent people's heads. I don't blame him"

"I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but I didn't see anybody there."