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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register"

"Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He'll give you a Bro-Job."

"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"

"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"

"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."

"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"

"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."