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Joke of the Day
"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."
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"A man takes his sick wife to a doctor.. The doctor after making initial observations, says - 'Sir, your wife doesn't look so good'. To which the man replies, 'Yea, but she gives great head'."
"What did the princess say when she got to the ball? garglgarglgarglgarglgargl"
"When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps."
"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"
"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."
"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."
"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"
"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"