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Joke of the Day

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register"

"""I know it doesn't look good on paper, but hear me out guys, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!!"""

"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."

"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"

"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."

"Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry"

"You know what they say, when you go darkskin... they steal your car."

"I don't know or care about anything, unless I'm currently reading, or have read in the past 3-5 minutes, a think piece on the subject."

"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."

"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."