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Joke of the Day
"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
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"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."
"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"
"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."
"What do Jews drive? A hard bargain"
"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."
"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"
"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"
"What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !"
"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."