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Joke of the Day
"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
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"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"Elton John may be a very good pianist, But he sucks on the organ."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."
"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."
"My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?"""