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Joke of the Day
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"
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"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."
"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."
"Me: I need to lose my baby weight. Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen."
"Man is like spider.. .. bound to have sticky hand when on web!"
"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""