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Joke of the Day

"why should you be afraid of a white man in prison? because you know he's guilty."

"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."

"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"

"I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward."

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on."

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"

"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."

"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."