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Joke of the Day

"I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on."

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"

"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."

"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."

"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."

"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."

"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."

"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""