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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"The right response to ""I'm a bit tied up at the moment"" isn't ""what are you wearing?"" Apparently."

"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""

"Was asked to make the potato salad. I made it while sitting on the couch. Yep, made Couch Potato Salad."

"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"

"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"

"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."

"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."

"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."