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Joke of the Day
"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."
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"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"My girlfriend just texted me ""myspacebarisbrokencanyougivemeanalternative?"" Does anyone know what ""ternative"" means?"
"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"
"Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him."
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""
"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"
"""Please. I need this"" I whisper as a 14 year old girl starts to get the better of me in an arm wrestling match."
"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."