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Joke of the Day

"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"

"I have a short cubing joke I made up. CFOP will bring the cubers solvation! Explanation: CFOP is a method of solving the Rubik's cube, hence SOLVation."

"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."

"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"

"Dude, I can't tweet AND know when the light turns green. I'm pretty, not magical."