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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a dubstep joke. ** . . .** But i'll just drop it."

"How do you make your wife a dildo? Stick her fingers up your butt."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."

"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"

"A Redditor has sex for the first time"

"Did you hear about the new Jewish Sports Car? It stops on a dime then picks it up."

"Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken"

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."