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Joke of the Day

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"

"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"

"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."

"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."

"why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak"