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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your wife a dildo? Stick her fingers up your butt."
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"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"
"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"
"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"
"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."
"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."
"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."
"Never marry a drummer... they beat things for a living."