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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."

"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"

"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"

"When I really sit down and think about it My ass has seen some shit"

"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now"

"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."