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Joke of the Day

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."

"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."

"Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital."

"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."

"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"

"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"