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Joke of the Day
"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."
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"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."
"When is the only time you're not American? When European."
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"
"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter if you win you're still retarded."
"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"
"Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC? TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction."
"I have daily sex Sorry, I mean, dyslexia."