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Joke of the Day
"Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth... Its pasteurized before you even see it!"
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"What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar"
"Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain."
"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."
"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."
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"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"