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Joke of the Day
"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
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"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."
"I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin..."
"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."
"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""
"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind"
"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."
"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."