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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar"

"What has wings a long tail and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!"

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."

"WIFE: I can't take it anymore. Your incorrect use of idioms is tearing us apart! ME [taking her hand]: Cat got your tongue?"

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"I hate being a depressed atheist. Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for."

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."

"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"

"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"