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Joke of the Day

"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"

"I posted ""Happy Almost Mother's Day!"" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion."

"While standing in the queue looking at my phone... I'm online online"

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"

"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her!"

"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."

"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."