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Joke of the Day
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
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"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
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"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."