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Joke of the Day
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
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"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."
"What was Hitler's favorite drunk food? Dictator-tots."
"They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season."
"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."
"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."
"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"
"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."
"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."