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Joke of the Day
"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."
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"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"Someone -- always a man -- always asks ""does the ship run on generators?"" The Cruise Director usually tells them ""No we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."""
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"
"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."
"What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? Kidneys."
"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."