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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her!"
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"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"
"Everyone ready for the election? I'm still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?"
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night A widow"
"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."
"Throwing acid is wrong.... in some people's eyes."
"Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. The Gravity of this Situation."
"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."
"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."
"TIL After years of research, scientists have positively concluded that the most effective way to make your penis bigger is using a magnifying glass"