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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
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"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
"my date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds"
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."
"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."
"One pirate says to the other, ""Ey, you want some grog?"" And the other says, ""I made tea!"""
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"
"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"
"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""