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Joke of the Day
"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"
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"What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan"
"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
"So I had a dream last night about eating breakfast. It was pretty *surreal.*"
"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."
"What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan"
"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"
"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."
"Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*"
"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."