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Joke of the Day

"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"

"Did some Doomsday Prepping today Have enough food for 71 minutes"

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY ""No thanks, I'll eat something else."""

"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."

"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."

"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."

"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."

"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."