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Joke of the Day
"So I had a dream last night about eating breakfast. It was pretty *surreal.*"
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"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."
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"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""