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Joke of the Day
"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."
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"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."
"In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering ""I don't know how you eat that shit""."
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Did you know Helen Keller lived in a haunted house? Neither did she."
"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"
"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."
"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."
"My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering)."
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