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"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."
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"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."
"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."
"Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning."
"What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing"
"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."
"what's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on your organ."
"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""
"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."