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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan"
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"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."
"Her: Is breakfast almost ready? Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage. Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?"
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"
"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"
"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"what's brown and sticky? A stick."
"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"