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Joke of the Day

"Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*"

"Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sack.."

"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""

"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"

"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"

"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"

"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."