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Joke of the Day
"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."
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"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."
"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
"Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz... what?"
"Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it"
"What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat."
"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"