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Joke of the Day

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"

"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"

"911: what's your emergency? M: I'm out of ketchup. 911: miss I don't think u get how 911 works. M: I DONT THINK U GET HOW HOT DOGS WORK"

"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer."

"I went to buy a Christmas tree today The cashier asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I reply, ""No you sick fuck I'll be putting it up in my living room!"""

"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"