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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May."

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"

"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."

"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"

"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."

"So I got a nose job last Tuesday... It's amazing what hookers will do if you tip them. (Original joke)"

"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""