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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"

"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."

"Thinking about getting a liver piercing. Gotta stay extreme."

"*hit man puts on silencer* *shoots gun* Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS Wth? *looks at case* Oh I brought the awkward silencer"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell."

"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."