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Joke of the Day

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"

"How do you define a will? Hint: It's a dead giveaway."

"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you, wraps a towel around itself and screams oh wait that's my neighbor haha Hi Pam!"

"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."

"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"

"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."

"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."

"It's cool we live in a time where we can just type ""lol"" or ""haha"" without actually having to laugh or have feelings."

"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."