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Joke of the Day

"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."

"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"

"Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE"

"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"

"Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals? Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away."

"How Britons shower. The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea."

"What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry"

"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"